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Night Cracks's avatar

Thanks for inviting us over to your place again, Ravyn. 🌴🌴🌴🍸🍸🍸

It's such a blessing to have a loving, protecting father - even if he is not capable of providing his babygirl with the feminine (or not really feminine?) emotional/spiritual support. I always believed it's the women who are the only creatures capable of cracking open the coconut shells of male hearts. I'm glad your papa managed to do it himself.

"and a million shrines to my abuelita and abuelito accompanied by crucifixes, holy water, her rosary's, cigars and the ashes of our deceased cat." -> that's so dope.

Not to pick on coconuts, I'm no expert in the domain at all, but...

Are their insides really jelly-like? 🥥🥥🥥

Ravyn⋆✮。𖦹°ೃ࿔'s avatar

it is a blessing, my father is one of the most important people in my life, he filled in everywhere my mother didn't (and that was alot.) and yea coconut meat straight out the shell is kinda jelly like ? but not in a gross way i promise lmao

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Being raised without a mother must had been difficult. I'm sorry you had to go through this. At the same time your papa and abuela... It looks to me like they did the work best they could and they really fucking won this one. God bless them.

As per the coconuts (or a coconut fruits actually?) - I never saw fresh one then. The ones from supermarkets in Poland are already hardened 😭

btw. bro... do you really think jelly insides would gross me off? XD

you just called me one of the most perverse person you know, dude XD

that's just as sexy as crooked teeth, scars, and long black nails.

Ravyn⋆✮。𖦹°ೃ࿔'s avatar

listen jelly is a weird consistency to me lmaooo but im saddened to hear about these hardened coconuts, i'm gonna have to do some chanting and manifest you finding a good one.

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please do.

also send many thoughts and prayers for my little ones once you pray to your abuela, smoking cigar and groping the rosemary.